Manpurse
Manpurse is known for confusing languages with soup ingredients, causing her to overseason conversation with far too many foreign loan words. Not only that, but, like the far better bird-in-the-bush, she totally abuses mixed metaphors and puns.
In all seriousness, she's working towards her English major and hopes to one day write and illustrate for a living.
She likes to cosplay and watch fan documentaries. Subcultural studies are her passion. She participated in NaNo 2004--and won!--and Geocaches on sunny days. She enjoys electronic music and video games--especially when the two are mixed. Gitaroo Man is teh GREATEST GAME EVAAR!!11 She also grooves to the smooth stylin's of Eccentric Opera.
(And she has a teeny, itty-bitty anime and manga addiction, which she tries to confine to her room. The other day, the VHS fansubs escaped to the living room; now she's afraid her many tankouban are going to run amok in emulation.)
That's about it. For now.