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The Poetry of Gaius Valerius Catullus/16

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1 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo I will fuck your assholes and make you suck my dick
2 Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, Aureilius you cocksucker and Furius you faggot
3 Qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, since you think that my little poems
4 Quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. have gone soft and I must not be too upright!
5 Nam castum esse decet pium poetam Infact the devoted poet should stand erect
6 Ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est; in his values, but not necessarily in his little poems
7 Qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, which are truly witty and charming
8 Si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici, if they're a little soft, and not too stiff
9 Et quod pruriat incitare possunt, but can still cause a little tingling
10 Non dico pueris, sed his pilosis I don't just mean for youth, but for hairy men
11 Qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. who can't make their own loins stand upright
12 Vos, quod milia multa basiorum You, who about my "many kisses"
13 Legistis, male me marem putatis? have read, don't consider me a man?
14 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. I will fuck your assholes and make you suck my dick